sometimes

[mimesere]

I get the urge to write really dirty porn.

and then I remember that I can't do that because writing the word "tongue" makes me giggle uncomfortably. Hi, I am destined to die without having like, marathon amounts of semi kinky sex. My life is sad, yo.

This post is rated R for language.

Comments

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

i would write for you if i wasn't so drunkenly smashed i am very drunkaloo. yea. dreunk mel.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, like several authors I have seen elsewhere, you could spell it "tounge" ;)

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

*tongues your ear*
*runs away*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*gigglee*
*chases*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Hee! That might work.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

You are also very very adorable when you're drunk.

*snuggles*

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

This post is rated R for language.

Heeeeeeeeee.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*g*

*twirls you*

[3jane.livejournal.com]

POOOORRRRRNNNNN!

But, you know, it's going to have tongues in it. And penises!

*is evil*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

eeeeek! *hides from the tongues and penises*

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Aww, all you need to do is get the penes and vages and whack 'em together! Whack 'em together!

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

I am SUCH A MORON.

Happy belated birthday!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*comments as requested?*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

That is...an appalling mental image. Hilarious, but appalling.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*snuggles* thank you, darling!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*tacklesnuggles*

You are my favorite!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh, YOU.

*snugs a LOT*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*adores*

So, we should talk about heroes! and time travel! and genetics!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

We should!

Um. I just emailed you the fic as written, if you feel like reading?

*beams at you*

P.S. Look at my new icon!!!


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[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I got it! I am all excited!

And that is the bestest icon ever. Mmmm tastybraining.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Yay! At some point you can give me criticism and tell me how to be more awesome!


And, yes. Brains = awesomesauce.

(Or... are best eaten WITH awesomesauce. One or the other.)

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Marinated in, I think. Because really, marinades make everything better.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

But would that be able to keep both the tanginess of the brain and the sweetness of the awesomesauce?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*thinks* Yes! Because it would infuse the brain with the awesomesauce sweetness while also maintaining the tanginess. It's like the best of both worlds!