My god, so much time spent on an AU that no one will get to see.

[mimesere]

mimesere: Joe switches out the bridal march for the Imperial March.
thelionforreal: gerard gets his license online so he can officiate.
thelionforreal: if there's going to be a gay wedding, HE'S officiating.
thelionforreal: he's all "i am the gayest motherfucker here. goddammit, i'm the fucking priest."
mimesere: he has the collar and everything
thelionforreal: and plus, it doesn't make his all black out of place at the wedding.

Also, because I am the best aunt ever, I have just spent the last 30 minutes with two firefox tabs and two IE tabs and a phone trying to get tickets for freaking Hannah Montana for my niece. Tickets went on sale at noon. They are sold the fuck out and apparently have been since the first day of the fan club presale. Now, okay, look, I am a big fan of presales, I really am, but somehow I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT 8 DIFFERENT VENUES IN THREE DIFFERENT STATES ARE ALL SOLD OUT. I highly doubt this. But somehow, SOMEHOW, despite there not being tickets available for regular onsale, Ticketmaster is selling "premium seats" on an bid basis. These "premium seats"? Are going for $655 *per ticket*. This is *bullshit*. You can go suck it, Ticketmaster.

I swear to god, FOB, if I have to go through this bullshit for you guys, I will CUT SOMEONE.

Comments

[zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com]

Why are you taunting us with this AU if you're not going to share it. It is mean of you, Sheila. MEAN, I say. I don't even like MCR, and yet, I NEED TO READ ABOUT SUPERGAY WEDDING OF GAY.

Also, any wedding which switches out the bridal march for the Imperial March is made of win. You need to share more win with the world.

I am just saying.

P.S.

[zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com]

I am sorry that ticketbastard are douchebags.

Re: P.S.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

They are *such* douchebags. I don't even have words.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

It's 22 pages of *crack*. MPREG crack with gay weddings, a charter school, running for president, a bar mitzvah, and Patrick Stump being consigned to a virtual nunnery.

I...don't even know.

[zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com]

A nunnery! A virtual nunnery! MPREG! presidential campaign! (charter schools and bar mitzvahs are not inherently intriguing, but I am intrigued as to how they fit in.)

*makes HUMONGOUS begging eyes*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

It's not so much an actual nunnery as it is that poor semi-slutty Patrick is under house arrest and not allowed to hit it with anyone for 16 years because OMG HE MIGHT GET PREGNANT AGAIN NOES. Then Bill Beckett tells him he's being punished for being free and easy in his affections and Patrick tries to kill him. Like you do.

Missi and I are trying to think of a way to bring the crackfic, but it's all...chat and over the phone. So we might do it as a picspam or clean it up or something. But we're trying.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

God, reading about people trying to get tickets for any sort of medium to big show gives me a headache. I really, really don't understand (well, I do, it's the $$$) why they don't just save a few out for contest winners and VIPs and such and then sell first, come first serve, better seats cost more, etc, etc. *throws up hands*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

That would make sense! I just. Argh. Argh.

Butch Walker at the Troubador tickets were $15 originally. They are being sold on eBay for $178. I...I hate people. I do.

[shrift.livejournal.com]

Naww. Now I feel kind of bad that I easily got a ticket for the Young Wild Things Chicago date, although I was going for General Admission.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I am not actually expecting to have a problem getting Young Wild Things tickets, but I'm offended on general principle. Stupid Ticketmaster.

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

You are the best aunt ever. I'm sorry Ticketmaster is being a dipshit.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I even found not-terribly-expensive alternate options! But no. stupid ticketmaster.

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

Yay!

Re: FOB

[workerb.livejournal.com]

Did you hear FOB announced the LA tour date? Nov. 27 at Long Beach arena!

I am sad that no one will see this AU because it sounds fabulous. Imperial March! Gerard as the priest!

I hope you find Hannah Montana tickets that don't cost an arm and a leg. There are ticket brokers selling them but I don't know much about tickets brokers and how reliable they are.

Re: FOB

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Wooooo! I'm so there.

And we are working on getting the AU into a more readable format, 'cause it really is awesome. And crack.

And I *totally* found Hannah Montana tickets -- good ones, mind you, on the floor a little way back and dead center -- for a relatively good price. But it was for the LA show, not the Anaheim one, and it was on a school night and so they couldn't go. Two hours of my life gone for nothing. Bah.