I'm super, thanks for asking
Sep. 20th, 2007 09:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mimesereToday is a Superman day, I think. Mostly what this means is jeans + super logo shirt + black hoodie + glasses. Now I just need to find my blue super logo shirt (black or pink w/rhinestones? totally know where they are. Traditional blue? No idea.)
Did I ever talk here about the Superman Returns story I really want to write? Where everyone thinks that Clark is gay and so they keep setting him up with people and Richard sets him up with one of the sports writers and they go out and the guy that Clark is out with is like, "So." and Clark is like, "I'm not gay," in this kind of apologetic, I-kinda-wish-I-were-'cause-you-seem-really-nice way, and the guy is like, "Uh huh, look, do you want to talk about stuff? I'm a good listener and you seem like you've got something on your mind." and clearly the guy is thinking, "Whoa, closet" and Clark is thinking, "I can hear sirens two miles away what if someone needs me?" and Clark just kind of fidgets and messes with his napkin and looks kind of sad and then he asks, all in a rush, "Why is everyone convinced I'm gay?" and the guy sort of blinks and is like, "Prolly 'cause you're shy and awkward and are in love with Lois--" Clark looks mortified here "and you don't date anyone and no one really knows you at all and oh, right, you act like you've got this really big secret." And Clark is like, "...oh." And the guy thinks for another minute then says, "Plus you keep getting assigned to that Wayne guy when he ends up in town and everyone's kind of--" he does that hand gesture that implies kind-of-iffy "you know about him."
Clark coughs on the sip of water he just took. "People think I'm--" he does the same gesture "--with BRUCE WAYNE?"
So yeah, that's the story I wanted to tell. The story where the Daily Planet thinks that Clark Kent is gay.
Did I ever talk here about the Superman Returns story I really want to write? Where everyone thinks that Clark is gay and so they keep setting him up with people and Richard sets him up with one of the sports writers and they go out and the guy that Clark is out with is like, "So." and Clark is like, "I'm not gay," in this kind of apologetic, I-kinda-wish-I-were-'cause-you-seem-really-nice way, and the guy is like, "Uh huh, look, do you want to talk about stuff? I'm a good listener and you seem like you've got something on your mind." and clearly the guy is thinking, "Whoa, closet" and Clark is thinking, "I can hear sirens two miles away what if someone needs me?" and Clark just kind of fidgets and messes with his napkin and looks kind of sad and then he asks, all in a rush, "Why is everyone convinced I'm gay?" and the guy sort of blinks and is like, "Prolly 'cause you're shy and awkward and are in love with Lois--" Clark looks mortified here "and you don't date anyone and no one really knows you at all and oh, right, you act like you've got this really big secret." And Clark is like, "...oh." And the guy thinks for another minute then says, "Plus you keep getting assigned to that Wayne guy when he ends up in town and everyone's kind of--" he does that hand gesture that implies kind-of-iffy "you know about him."
Clark coughs on the sip of water he just took. "People think I'm--" he does the same gesture "--with BRUCE WAYNE?"
So yeah, that's the story I wanted to tell. The story where the Daily Planet thinks that Clark Kent is gay.
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Date: 2007-09-20 05:31 pm (UTC)"Write it! Write it!!"
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Date: 2007-09-20 07:34 pm (UTC)