resident evil: extinction

[mimesere]

So, okay, it was not quite as gay or threesome-y as I was told and I suspect this is because of the narrow window in which threesomes could happen.

ON THE OTHER HAND, Milla Jovavich, Oded Fehr, and Ali Larter were all amazingly super hot and killed zombies and there was nothing that said it *couldn't* happen. Um. *cough* Also I totally wanted to start writing fic. Like, to the point where I opened up google docs and then realized I was up and it was nearly 3 in the morning. oops. Amy even stayed awake! I should totally have gone to sleep right after watching Bring It On 4.

Anyway. RE: Extinction = worlds better than RE: Apocalypse. And I totally want to see Southland Tales now, because really, any movie where the Rock and SMG are hittin' it in post-apocalyptic near-future LA is a movie I'm going to see, no matter how bad it is.

I still have 28 Weeks Later to watch. Woo!

And now I am trying to decide if it is worth going through my icons and deleting some so I can upload more and retag everything.

eta: the best part of RE: Extinction was the preview for Zombie Strippers. No, really. The following exchanges happen in it:

soldier: "What seems to be the problem, doc?"
doctor: "Believe it or not: zombies."

heavily accented russian madam with a shotgun: "They are good girls!"
fresh faced and wholesome new stripper (also with a shotgun): "They're zombies!"
heavily accented russian madam with a shotgun: "No! They are strippers."
hot jaded stripper with a shotgun: "They're zombie strippers."

Must see!

eta2: oh dude, transvestite cowboys? RE: EXTINCTION = AWESOME.

eta3: 28 Weeks Later = GRIM, holy shit. Also, people are dumb. STUPIDITY IS WHAT LEADS TO THE APOCALYPSE. Maybe I will go see I Am Legend now.