a total cheerclipse of the sun!

[mimesere]

so I rented some more movies today. Not Jackass 2.5, though thelionforreal says that it's all the stuff that got cut out of Jackass 2 for being too gay. Like Bam + anal beads + a kite. GOOD TIMES.*

I rented the two Terminator movies because I wanted to ogle Linda Hamilton and Michael Biehn and have time travel and watch shit blow up, but are those the movies I'm looking forward to the most? No. No they are not (despite Linda Hamilton + explosions).

The movie that I rented that I'm looking forward to? GRIDIRON GANG. You guys, you guys, it's a movie with THE ROCK (um. that movie with him and the wee girl child? Yeah. THE ROCK + TINY GIRL CHILD = SO MUCH WIN I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT, I DON'T CARE HOW CHEESY IT IS. VIN DIESEL IN THE PACIFIER ALSO == AWESOME. LARGE ACTION-Y MEN + TINY CHILDREN = THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD.) and making people's lives better through sports! THE ROCK + UNDERDOG SPORTS MOVIE. !!!! The important thing here really is the part where there's the Rock who is absolutely one of the finest men I have ever seen and there is an INSPIRATIONAL SPORTS TEAM.

Man, if they hadn't been about to close I would totally have rented The Replacements, too. Maybe Target will have it and I can just buy it. OOOH. And also watch Dodgeball. You all can't see me right now, but I pretty much am doing the big eyed wonderment and joy thing. Plus Bring It On 4! Which is insanely girlslashy and which also has the awesomest babygoth cheerleader ever.

*I'm not even kidding a little bit. There is something purely joyful about watching a bunch of little kids and Spike Jonze kick Johnny Knoxville in the nuts or watching Pontius dance in a bowtie and his underwear or watching Knoxville and Dunn ride around ye olde bicycles in tophats and tails.

Also, I think I would kill for Jackass-style FOB shenanigans. OH GOD, THE HILARITY OF SOMEONE KICKING PETE WENTZ IN THE NUTS.

Comments

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

Aw man! I still haven't seen The Pacifier or The Gridiron Gang, and I LOVE me some Vin Diesel or The Rock related cheese. That's some good cheese, man.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

It is *excellent* cheese.

Mmmmmm The Rock.

[donella.livejournal.com]

I got to meet The Rock once. He was filming some action thing with Sean William Scott at my stepdad's work. It was pretty neat. He's a nice guy, and not nearly as big as he looks.

Someone NEEDS to kick Pete in the nuts. Maybe Andy? Maybe Pete spills Red Bull on Andy's best comics?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I totally saw the movie with the Rock + Stifler. It also had Rosario Dawson and there were explosions!

Also wonderful? The Rock in Be Cool during his "dramatic monologue." OH The ROCK. HOW SO AWESOME?

[donella.livejournal.com]

Isn't he Dwayne Don't Call Me The Rock Johnson now, though?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Probably. I watched him on the WWF when he was the Rock, though, so he will always be that to me. Just like, I dunno, James Van Der Beek will always be Dawson and SMG will always be Buffy.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J_wISNYnLEY
The dramatic monologue :)

[donella.livejournal.com]

Hee. You know what? I've got Ewan McGregor naked and covered in glitter on a loop, so The Rock can call himself whatever he wants. *is in happy place*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Hee! Ewan McGregor naked and covered in glitter is always a good time!

[slashkilter.livejournal.com]

OMG thank you! THANK YOU! Finally someone who will admit to liking The Pacifier! I was fully prepared to find the movie cheesy and to just watch it for the lolz and Vin Diesel, but I liked it! A Lot!

Which movie is it to speaketh of that has The Rock and a wee girl? Because that must be even better. Mmmh, the Rock. Have you seen Welcome to the Jungle? The scene where he strides through the town and there's a bazuka and shit gets blown up while they quote Dylan Thomas? I just sat there with my mouth hanging open. Rage against the dying of the light, indeed!

Ooops, got a little excited there.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Heee! No, I seriously love that genre of movie. There's something insanely charming about these large, muscular, blow-shit-up dudes holding a tiny child in a fairy costume who smiles at them and braids their hair or whatever.

And the movie with The Rock + Wee Girl is called The Game Plan. He's a football player! She makes him and his friends watch things with ponies!

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

Dave is in The Replacements. They filmed in Baltimore and they had a open call for extras. He got all dressed up with face paint and made our tub in DC pink for the rest of the time we lived in that apartment.

I've never seen it though....

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

It's so good. I mean, for what it is? It's wonderful. It has keanu reeves and orlando jones!

[scalesandfins.livejournal.com]

OMG the genre of "giant bodybuilder man plus tiny children" is one of my favorite movie types of ALL TIME. Um, um. Kindergarten cop. That one with Hulk Hogan in a ballet outfit. THE PACIFIER.

<3

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

So *much* <33333!

[girlneedsagun.livejournal.com]

lso, I think I would kill for Jackass-style FOB shenanigans. OH GOD, THE HILARITY OF SOMEONE KICKING PETE WENTZ IN THE NUTS.
...Dude, have you not seen Release The Bats???!!!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Hah. Of course I have seen RTB! It is one of the things that actually got me into this fandom :)

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

I love The Rock! And Vin Diesel! Especially when they interact with adorable children and/or kick ass.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

They are pretty awesome! I am a fan!