livejournaling the grammies

[mimesere]

Wow, those are some amazingly fake eyelashes, Miss Alicia. Seriously. Also, RUN FROM THE REVENANT OF FRANK SINATRA! RUN, HE WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!

Carrie Underwood: wow. just saw stomp, did you? Wait, wait, wait. Is she wearing FORMAL SHORTS? Um. No.


best female r&b performance - PRINCE! PRINCE! Awww, Miss Alicia won this category. I was totally hoping for Jill Scott, dude.

Rihanna's dress = WTF! But hot! Patrick must be loving this. Rihanna + Morris Day and the Time!

Panic must be watching this Beatle/The Band tribute thing and having orgasms.

KANYEEEEEE! OMG LIGHT UP GLASSES! He totally looks like the leader of the hip hop black parade. And now I want an icon that says, "The real black parade." AHAHAHAHAHA! DAFT PUNK! I TOTALLY CALLED THAT! Awwww Kanye! Awwwww! I want to give him a hug!

Fergie + John Legend. Eh. Fergie. John Legend, sing please. I like when you sing. What is this, the Beatles honorary grammy?

...wtf cher.

Why is Beyonce wearing tap pants? Oh Tina. Lay off the Botox. And maybe a silver lame bustier was not the right sartorial choice. Oh. That...made me really sad, you guys. I am very troubled by this rendition of "proud mary."

song of the year: YAY AMY WINEHOUSE! TOO BAD YOU GOT ARRESTED TOO MUCH TO GET A VISA!

oh Justin Bateman. FOO FIGHTERS! WOOO! DAAAAAAVE! *THROWS HORNS*

Why is George Lopez at the Grammies? WTF?

Best Rap Album - AWWWW KANYE! YAY! YOU FINALLY WON, BOO! AWWWW!

aww Cab Calloway. Oh, Luda. OOOH ARETHA! Some of these outfits are kind of. this is not the best dressed grammy awards ever.

this is seriously a poorly dressed grammies. I cringe. Heh. Feist. It is just too bad I think she is really pretentious in a non-awesome way. I don't understand these grammies. Like, at all. And now there is Kid Rock with some old lady? what? IDEK. what? I'm SO CONFUSED. At least she is dressed well!

Best Rock Album - GO FOO! OR BRUCE! YAAAAAAAY FOO! YAAAAAY! EEEEE! AWW DAVE! I LOVE YOU BEST!

omg that commercial with the dancing iguanas was AWESOME.

stevie wonder, what are you wearing? YAY MISS ALICIA! Oh, she is dressed much better now. Oh. no. leggings. no. Oh, John Mayer.

um. don't get me wrong, I love "Rhapsody in Blue" something fierce, but...really? in the 2008 Grammy Awards?

best rap/sung collaboration - YAAAAAAY RIHANNA AND JAY-Z! YAAAAAY! Dude, I'm pretty sure my reaction to Jay-Z is not supposed to be a giggle and "awww" but it is.

cuba gooding jr is announcing amy winehouse? hahahaha. awesome. and she's...really wasted, dude. that's just sad. honey, go to rehab. and maybe to the bathroom.

natalie cole + tony bennet announcing record of the year: amy winehouse! awwwww! at least she didn't embarrass herself!

old white dude, go away. man, this thing has been on for THREE HOURS and I think they've given away LESS THAN TEN AWARDS. dead person montage. andrea boccelli. ew josh groban. ew.



I give up. I went to make tea.

eta: LITTLE RICHARD FTW. Also John Fogerty.

Will.I.Am! Yay! Usher and Quincy Jones ("Don't look at Quincy Jones! Quincy Jones can't help you!")

album of the year: Foo Fighters vs Vince Gill vs Herbie Hancock vs Kanye West vs Amy Winehouse - and it goes to Herbie Hancock.

Comments

[donella.livejournal.com]

Zombie Sinatra what?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

There was a random Frank Sinatra...thing singing with her. It was kind of creepy.

[donella.livejournal.com]

Speaking of music, what time should i be at the Troubadour?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I have no earthly idea. When I get home, I will ask around as to when people started lining up to get in. Wooooo excitement.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Formal...shorts? ::shudders::

Yay for Alicia Keyes though! I like her voice, though I think Jill Scott has a greater technical ability.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I looooove "Hate on Me," though. I was totally pulling for Jill Scott.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Whenever I feel down on the ENTIRE WORLD? "Hate on Me" goes into rotation. ::nods::

[ladyjax.livejournal.com]

Carrie Underwood. Is it wrong for me to wish that it was Shania Twain up there ? Because she totally would have skipped the formal shorts and rocked her bustier and thigh high boots.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! That would have been bettr, I think.

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

Kanye *is* the leader of the real black parade. True facts.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

It was an awesome glow in the dark jacket with glow in the dark sunglasses. So cool.

[forensicgirl.livejournal.com]

The Band! I love The Band! They're Canadian, eh?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Hee! I giggled every time they mentioned The Band and kept remembering "Who's On Stage?" from the Animaniacs.