I would like book recommendations please.
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mimesereI want books that are FABULOUSLY cracktastic. Blind princess assassins from another dimension? AWESOME. Vampire assassins for the CIA? Doubly awesome. Mary Sue queen of the moon vampires? Fantastic!
I mean seriously. I want crack. Published crack. I want crack like Thursday Next except maybe EVEN CRACKIER.
Like, okay, you know how Laurell K Hamilton writes some truly awful books with no redeeming value at all except for the LOL-inducing fetishistic description of hair and boots (and oh man, for hilarious good times, go look at her webstore. I've never in my life seen that many ugly t-shirts in one place)? I want stuff that is like that. Where pretty much the only reaction one can have is the choked off laughter as the intrepid heroine has yet more sex with yet another random (and fetishized) dude or five. I mean, I don't need orgies or anything, but I want that sort of AHAHAHAHA SRSLY? reaction. Or um, you know, books that are good. But cracktastic.
And you know where I tend to find this stuff? In the paranormal romance section of the bookstore. Like, there are some good ones, but do I go for those? Not generally, no. I go for the shit with talking cats and psychic soul mates and bizarre pseudo-celtic worldbuilding. I want stuff like *that*. I also really liked um, wossname, the books with the psychics and shapeshifters and people of color in starring roles. CRACK. *grabby hands*
Failing this, I would like recommendations for frothy, delightful, funny books where people are decent and fall in love and maybe they have angst but it's not like, EXCESSIVE or if it is, then at least they are not ZOMG TORTURED AND BROODING. Right now? I would kill for a new Julia Quinn book.
this is always my book desire: delightful and frothy OR hilarity-inducing. Or um, books with capers and explosions. So, pretty much the same as what I like in the rest of my media. rec stuff! Stuff that is frothy and delightful! Or hilarity inducing! I want like, the book equivalent of the video for Guilty Pleasure. Or, really, I would like the book equivalent of Cobra Starship or GCH. But mostly Cobra Starship.
For the record, I pretty much feel that the vampire assassins for the CIA books and the ones with the psychics and werewolves are like the equivalent of FOB and the blind princess assassin book is the equivalent of MCR. I do not generally read books that are the equivalent of Radiohead and I have yet to find a book that really reminds me of Muse, though if you have recommendations for that, I will gladly take them too.
I use this icon because HELLO THERE ARROW FAMILY, YOU ARE STILL THE AWESOMEST. I was re-reading the Green Arrow re-launch trades and some of the early Outsiders v2 stuff and my love for the Speedys was rekindkled. Also, while discussing various DC titles, I had an entire conversation at work that went:
dude reading a GL trade: "I love this, Hal is the best."
me: "He killed the ENTIRE LANTERN CORPS because he's a manpainy douche."
dude: "But it was awesome."
me: "The entire. Lantern. Corps. Because he was a *douche*."
dude: "I take it you don't like Hal."
me: "If I *have* to choose a Lantern, it goes John, Kyle, EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CORPS EVER, the old guy in the Justice Society, that one dude whose name I can't remember who is an enormous sexist jackass, and then maybe Hal if I'm feeling generous."
dude: "Kyle? Really?"
me: "Really. He's got some definite points in his favor, like NOT HAVING KILLED THE ENTIRE LANTERN CORPS."
It turns out that dude also thinks Superman is a goody two shoes (WTF PEOPLE) and so I shun him.
(authors referenced in this post: Richard Kadrey, Jennifer Rardin, Sunny, Jasper Fforde, LKH, Robin Owens)
I mean seriously. I want crack. Published crack. I want crack like Thursday Next except maybe EVEN CRACKIER.
Like, okay, you know how Laurell K Hamilton writes some truly awful books with no redeeming value at all except for the LOL-inducing fetishistic description of hair and boots (and oh man, for hilarious good times, go look at her webstore. I've never in my life seen that many ugly t-shirts in one place)? I want stuff that is like that. Where pretty much the only reaction one can have is the choked off laughter as the intrepid heroine has yet more sex with yet another random (and fetishized) dude or five. I mean, I don't need orgies or anything, but I want that sort of AHAHAHAHA SRSLY? reaction. Or um, you know, books that are good. But cracktastic.
And you know where I tend to find this stuff? In the paranormal romance section of the bookstore. Like, there are some good ones, but do I go for those? Not generally, no. I go for the shit with talking cats and psychic soul mates and bizarre pseudo-celtic worldbuilding. I want stuff like *that*. I also really liked um, wossname, the books with the psychics and shapeshifters and people of color in starring roles. CRACK. *grabby hands*
Failing this, I would like recommendations for frothy, delightful, funny books where people are decent and fall in love and maybe they have angst but it's not like, EXCESSIVE or if it is, then at least they are not ZOMG TORTURED AND BROODING. Right now? I would kill for a new Julia Quinn book.
this is always my book desire: delightful and frothy OR hilarity-inducing. Or um, books with capers and explosions. So, pretty much the same as what I like in the rest of my media. rec stuff! Stuff that is frothy and delightful! Or hilarity inducing! I want like, the book equivalent of the video for Guilty Pleasure. Or, really, I would like the book equivalent of Cobra Starship or GCH. But mostly Cobra Starship.
For the record, I pretty much feel that the vampire assassins for the CIA books and the ones with the psychics and werewolves are like the equivalent of FOB and the blind princess assassin book is the equivalent of MCR. I do not generally read books that are the equivalent of Radiohead and I have yet to find a book that really reminds me of Muse, though if you have recommendations for that, I will gladly take them too.
I use this icon because HELLO THERE ARROW FAMILY, YOU ARE STILL THE AWESOMEST. I was re-reading the Green Arrow re-launch trades and some of the early Outsiders v2 stuff and my love for the Speedys was rekindkled. Also, while discussing various DC titles, I had an entire conversation at work that went:
dude reading a GL trade: "I love this, Hal is the best."
me: "He killed the ENTIRE LANTERN CORPS because he's a manpainy douche."
dude: "But it was awesome."
me: "The entire. Lantern. Corps. Because he was a *douche*."
dude: "I take it you don't like Hal."
me: "If I *have* to choose a Lantern, it goes John, Kyle, EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CORPS EVER, the old guy in the Justice Society, that one dude whose name I can't remember who is an enormous sexist jackass, and then maybe Hal if I'm feeling generous."
dude: "Kyle? Really?"
me: "Really. He's got some definite points in his favor, like NOT HAVING KILLED THE ENTIRE LANTERN CORPS."
It turns out that dude also thinks Superman is a goody two shoes (WTF PEOPLE) and so I shun him.
(authors referenced in this post: Richard Kadrey, Jennifer Rardin, Sunny, Jasper Fforde, LKH, Robin Owens)
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Date: 2008-03-03 08:14 am (UTC)Laura Kinsale - white ninja assassin boys raised in Hawaii! Shipwrecks complete with penguins and fake European kingdoms!
Anne Bishop - magical cock rings! Also a lot of other stuff, but I feel magical cock rings takes the cake.
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Date: 2008-03-03 08:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-03-03 09:16 pm (UTC)OMG Anne Bishop, how I love you. I only wish her non-Black-Jewels series were as good -- I mean, the penis-shaped breadsticks with creamy white sauce were amusing, but nowhere near the same as magical cock rings.
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Date: 2008-03-03 10:22 pm (UTC)I think the Kinsale I read was something with a Puritan? Or something. It was odd.