biography

[mimesere]

so, I have to write a really short biography for our team page at work, except I suck at being entertaining about me. So, you know, I turn to you all in the hopes that you can make me sound awesome and interesting. Or at least like an action figure that you'd like to have.

help?

eta: ridiculousoity is also welcome. like, seriously. You could say I was a rabid badger ninja and as long as it was entertaining, I'd go for it.

okay, maybe not rabid badger ninja, though now I am totally picturing a cadre of elite hufflepuff ninjas sneaking up on people and giving them hugs.

Comments

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I think your entire biography should be about how you would survive the apocalypse.

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

I second that.

Particularly in the apocalypse involves zombies!

[donella.livejournal.com]

Fact: Sheila is currently developing a method of summoning demons that reduces the amount of goat's blood used by 50%. She is also an avid collector of bottle caps.

[elke-tanzer.livejournal.com]

Fact: Sheila once successfully navigated a rowboat around Cape Horn using nothing more than a magnet, a needle, and a corked bottle of very high quality rum. She also sky-dives on February 29th in each year there is one.

Fact: Among Sheila's many accomplishments, she has mastered both the highland bagpipes and the callioflute-hydraulophone, but is still working on being able to play both at once.

[annaalamode.livejournal.com]

Sheila is really really tiny and, in spite of the tragic childhood accident that makes her unable to appreciate a good pair of shoes, is otherwise the source for all the sweetness and light in the world. Or at least the source for all one needs to know to survive a zombie apocalypse. (Which is doubly amazing when you consider how teeny-weeny she is.)