in a jar by the door

[mimesere]

so, I wanted to write -- and started worldbuilding like CRAZY -- a sort of Heroes/X-Men/bandom mashup where our intrepid heroes (male and female) lived in a dystopia that thought it was a place of plucky determination protecting the people from dangerous terrorists minorities mutants and in it, I...gave Patrick the mother of all identity crises. Like, I was mean to *everyone* (except Joe. Joe always gets off pretty lightly in my worldbuilding, 'cause even in the vampire AU where he has a tragical angsty past, mostly he is a badass marine who wants to kill on vampire assholes and maybe smoke some pot in his off time. this is mostly because Joe makes me go all :D :D :D :D a lot because he's *Joe*), but I was meanest (I think) to Patrick (what? I love him *best*. Of course I was meanest to him), 'cause I made him a shapeshifter who couldn't hold onto a shape. Woooooo identity issues up the wazoo.

And it was mostly because Patrick, maybe more than any of the people in bandom, has a *million* faces. He's Eleanor Rigby, except uh. Less sad and a fuck of a lot louder. Case in point!




Hi there, suave motherfucker Patrick. Hey. How YOU doin'?


AWWW SMIRKY FACE PATRICK.


I must admit a fondness for sturdy midwestern hooker Patrick.


And then there is SMIRKY FACE PATRICK #2. I don't know why Pete's throwing diamonds, but you go with that Pete.


I want to smoosh their PRECIOUS DORKY FACES.


Hey, where'd you come from god-I-kinda-want-to-pull-your-hair-and-do-dirty-things-to-your-mouth!Patrick? HE IS A WEE ELF MAN AND I LOVE HIM ALSO PETE AND ANDY AND THEIR MATCHING HOODIES OF LOVE = <33333333333 X1000000000. Seriously, Patrick reminds me of someone in this picture but I can't remember who.


Look! TOTALLY DIFFERENT FACE. Um. Also, I feel that there should be a billion AUs of this picture, okay? Where like, they're the Untouchables or something. OR OOOH THEY FIGHT CRIME IN THE DC ANIMATED GOTHAM.


THEIR PRECIOUS DORK FACES.


AHAHAHAHA. Andy's tragically conditioned hair! Dubious Joe! Tough gay hustler Pete! Patrick the mannequin!


IDEK. Pete's fauxhawk and Andy's poofy hair make me snortgiggle before I even get to Patrick and Joe who are mostly just lookin' hot.


AWWWWW THEIR PRECIOUS DORK FACES.


I mean, wouldn't you want to do dirty things to Patrick's mouth? Also, HEY JOE. Look at Andy sportin' a Midtown hoodie. But man, Patrick. *hearts*


THEY FIGHT CRIME! Man, I love that Patrick put a t-shirt and jeans over his spandex.


MORE FIC PLEASE. THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS PICTURE THAT IS NOT HOT.


Patrick pretty much used Kanye's birthday party to hook up with as many people as he could. Andy is his wingman.


ahahahaha. the *smugness*. Because you know who's hittin' it with Travis motherfucking McCoy in the AK bathroom? And seriously, it's such the picture of amused "my boyfriend is a NERD but he's totally hot and I'm getting sex later" significant other. MORE FIC PLEASE.


Nerds. NERRRRRRDS.


Pete's fixation on Patrick's mouth will never not be incredibly hot.


Really, I just like this one. TAKE IT OFF, WOOOOOOO.


AHAHAHAHAHA. NERDS.


ZOMG PRECIOUS.


Poor tired babies.


*sighs dreamily* *chinhands*


See, this picture is why I find the short hair to be TRAGIC. Also, this picture is why I keep revisiting accidentally toppy Pete.


And this picture is um. Yeah. (also, this is why Pete is only accidentally toppy.)


Dance Dance Patrick is pretty smokin'.


ARGYLE.


Creepy sexbot!


HIS MOUTH, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS.


I'm not gonna lie. I really love this outfit on him.


I really also like his nose. I CANNOT HELP MYSELF.


He is totally getting ready to fuck someone up.


Oh PATRICK.

Comments

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

what about cheesin' (face) patrick from your icon? paaaaatrick.

also, i love that 'man of many hats'. i have not seen it before.

(his mouth still, still makes me wish i had a dick.)

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*hearts cheesin' face Patrick*

*hearts you*

[ladysorka]

PATRICK!

(...and I still really like that universe.)

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Paaaaaatrick!

(I like it too! Too bad I suck at plot.)

[lasergirl.livejournal.com]

I guess I should ask if you wanted to contribute to powergeneration instead of having to do all the footwork on your own?? Just because it totally fits and we already have, like, superhero powers over there and it's all-fandoms-inclusive, pretty much, and we don't have any bandom on there at all.....

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

When I first started worldbuilding for it, I thought about making it a powergeneration thing, but there was a reason (I can't remember now) it didn't fit based on the rules you guys set up for it. Plus it was a little more grim dystopia than the vibe I got from the PG fic I read.

[lasergirl.livejournal.com]

Might be the 'fighting evil' part. That's alright, though, I still love you :P

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

As I made it during my feverish worldbuilding, my dudes didn't so much save the world as...um. Commit "terrorist" acts in the name of equality and freedom. Also they cuddled.

[flyingtapes.livejournal.com]

nerdy nerdtastic smokin' hot nerds!

....guh. thank you for this. I needed a hit.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Nerrrrrrrrds!

*hearts*

[coniraya.livejournal.com]

Seriously, seriously. The things I would do to Patrick (and his pretty, pretty mouth) might be illegal in most states. This picspam gave me happy images before I head off to work.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*sighs happily* Oh, Patrick. You are the stealthy hot one.

[shrift.livejournal.com]

I know there was a time when I did not want to climb Patrick Stump, and over the years, I thought perhaps I would not feel so keen a desire to climb Patrick Stump. But no.

PAAAAATRICK *makes grabby-hands*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I feel that everyone should want to climb Patrick Stump. Because he's all...tiny and adorable and loud and genius-y and bitchy and nerdy and wonderful. Paaaaaatrick.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS ENTRY THAT I DO NOT LOVE. Paaaaatrick. ♥

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Patrick is A+++++.

Paaaaaaatrick!