patrick stump, you are a liar

[mimesere]

if you are 5'4", then so am I.

it's adorable, though. you keep right on believing that and I'll keep rounding up to 5' for myself, okay? awesome.

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[donella.livejournal.com]

Short people unite!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

They are all pocketsized!

oh man, I totally wish they were. I would like to have a patrick in my pocket. And a Pete. And an Andy and a Joe. POCKET SIZED ANDY. *hearts*

[ladysorka]

I really, really wish I could stand next to him with no shoes on, as I'm about 5'3.5", and I need to know how much that boy is lying.

[bexone.livejournal.com]

okay, yeah, I'm not real big on this getting all over the place, but I? am about 5'4" and a half in those shoes. (http://www.friendsorenemies.com/web/foe/photos/overcastkids/?id=34836331&p=4) And yes, he's doing something funky with his posture there, but.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha. LIES, DAMNED LIES.

I really do find it ridiculously endearing. He lies like I do!

[bexone.livejournal.com]

yeah, I was thinking, like -- okay, Joe, your eyeline is maybe an inch and change over mine right now -- NO WAY IS PATRICK MY HEIGHT. NUH-UH.

riddle me this: when an actor lies about exaggerates his height, I find it annoying. when patrick stump makes himself taller, I find it MOST ADORABLE EVER. how does this work?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*solemn* It's because he's magic.

(also, because it's *hilarious*)

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I find it hilarious that he lies about this. BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT IS A LIE, PATRICK. JUST LIKE WE ALL KNOW PETE WENTZ ISN'T 5'7".

Oh darling boys. He totally rounds up and not down like he says.

Though this totally makes me want to go back and write whatever story goes along with the line, "The thing is, Patrick lies all the time."

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I'm a totally legit 5'5" and that boy ain't as tall as I am.

But I'm ok with that. If Lance could be straight for 10 years, he can be a little bit taller.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Heee. No, it's totally true. There is no one who believes he is 5'4" because uh, we have eyes. Oh, Patrick.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

See, I try and forgive him though, because I went through a lot of my life believing I was 5'2". It still depends on who's measuring me-- I can be anywhere from 5'1"-5'3". My mother is adamant that I'm under 5'2" because she is 5'2" and has always been 5'2" and dammit she's taller than me(!1!!1!11!).

But... on the other hand, I suspect if he weren't fudging, he would be having my anywhere between 5'1"-5'3" problem. 5'4" is a point where you start to have a lot of basis for comparison where you can go "Yeah, I'm seriously not that tall. Even in hats."

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

My mom swears she is 5'1", but I am taller than her and I am 5' if I round up. And you know, I feel for Patrick! I do! Because *I* round up. But it's still hilarious to me.

And like, I'd buy 5'3"! But not that extra inch. OH PATRICK.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

The solution to this is that, obviously, that we should meet him and go "Yeah, he's definitely not that much taller than us."

[softplaces.livejournal.com]

LOL oh my god, I round up to 5' too even though I know I'm not quite there #._.#

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*g* I am half an inch off, so I totally round up.

[dryad-duinath.livejournal.com]

yeah, I round up too. to 6 ft. (how sad is it that that, like, third of an inch below makes me feel short?)

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Heh. The half an inch of rounding up makes me feel like not a midget. So, there is that.