OH MY GOD PATRICK STUMP OH MY GOD

[mimesere]

DO ME RIGHT NOW, PSTUMP. FOR REAL.

OH MY GOD. YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY NEVER BEEN HOTTER.

ETA: also? AHAHAHAHAHA THAT BOY IS ABOUT AS SHY AS PETE.

ALSO I CANNOT TURN OFF CAPSLOCK FOR THIS. BECAUSE UM. OTP FTW. HOLY SHIT, PSTUMP. WHO KNEW YOUR HIPS COULD MOVE LIKE THAT?

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[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

HOLY JESUS AND MARY MOTHER OF GOD. \o/ THIS IS THE BEST FANDOM EVER.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

TRULY, IT IS THE FANDOM THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING.

(paaaaaaaatrick)

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

(paaaaaaaatrick/peeeeeeete/joooooooe/aaaaannnnndy!)

DID YOU NOTICE THE HIP THRUSTING? BECAUSE I DID!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

THE THRUSTING. HE KEEPS DOING IT AT THE END. PAAAAAATRICK. BOOOOOOOYS.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

HOW IS THIS VIDEO FULL OF HILARITY AND HOTNESS AT THE SAME TIME? IT'S LIKE A DISTILLATION OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN BANDOM.

THEY FOUGHT IN A CAGE MATCH AGAINST A SUMO.

(TONY HALE! HAL SPARKS! DONALD FAISON! BUSTER!)


I WANTING TO PUSH THE LITTLE TICKY THING BACK SO I COULD SEE THE THRUSTING AGAIN, BUT THEN I REALIZED I DIDN'T HAVE TO BECAUSE! HE JUST! KEPT! DOING IT!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

ANDY'S AMAZING HAIR! PETE LICKING HIS GUITAR AT PATRICK! JOE'S AMAZING FRO! BOOOOOOYS!

PATRICK'S STUPID BEJEWELED FINGERLESS GLOVES AND THAT HAT WITH THE. DO THE HAT THING MORE, PATRICK! WHILE THRUSTING! BECAUSE REALLY, MY BRAIN WASN'T NECESSARY FOR ANYTHING AT ALL.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

ANDY'S HAIR IS THE BEST EVER! HE'S SO DAMN...ANDY WITH IT.

PETE! UNABLE TO MOVE TWO INCHES FROM PATRICK'S SIDE! THE LICKING! THE LEANING! HIS UNBEARABLE HAPPINESS TO BE NEAR PATRICK STUMP AT ALL TIMES!

JOE! JOE LOOKING LESS LIKE SERPICO THAN I HAVE EVER SEEN HIM! ROCKING HIS GUITAR AND A FLAT IRON!

PATRICK STUMP NEEDS TO TOUR IN THAT OUTFIT. HE DRESSED UP AS RYRO THE WHOLE OF HCT! DO EEET! THAT WAY I CAN BLAME MY LACK OF HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION ON THE SEXY, AND NOT THE LACK OF SLEEP.

[ladysorka]

THE SHIRT RIPPING OH MY GOD

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

DUDE EXCEPTION DUDE EXCEPTION DUDE EXCEPTION.

[shrift.livejournal.com]

I do not understand how I laughed at this video until I cried, and yet am still all, "HOLY SHIT, PATRICK STUMP. JESUS CHRIST. HANG ON, I NEED TO WATCH THAT AGAIN. AND AGAIN."

If this is Pete Wentz's fantasy Stump, I WILL TAKE ONE NOW, PLS.

Paaaaaaaatrick!!!1!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

HE IS WEARING PLEATHER PANTS, SHRIFT. PSTUMP. IS WEARING PLEATHER PANTS AND RIPPING HIS SHIRT OPEN AND ALSO HIS HIPS ARE DOING...THAT AND HE DID THE MJ HAT THING AND OH GOD. SERIOUSLY. I CAN'T EVEN.

(also, it is a *hilarious* video, and yet I am stuck on YOUR HIPS, PATRICK STUMP, JESUS CHRIST.)

[shrift.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT, SHEILA. EVEN HIS SMIRKY LITTLE FACE WHILE IN HIS NORMAL CLOTHES IS KILLING ME. THE HIPS. THAT MOUTH. THOSE STUPID BEJEWELED GLOVES THAT ARE HOTTER THAN THEY HAVE ANY RIGHT TO BE. THE HAAAAT.

THAT THRUSTING HE'S DOING AT THE END MAY KILL ME. I AM WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK.

I mean, holy fuck, way to totally and utterly PWN THAT VIDEO, PSTUMP.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

NONE OF IT SHOULD BE HOT AND YET IT IS. OH GOD IT IS.

PATRICK'S DUBIOUS FACE IS THE BEST. AND JUST. OH PATRICK. HOW YOU MADE A WHITE SHIRT AND PLEATHER PANTS HOT IS A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES, BUT YOU DID AND HOW.

OH MY GOD THE THRUSTING. JUST. PAAAAATRICK.

[wemblee.livejournal.com]

That video has me all, ":DDD." Oh, FOB. :D

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE THE BEST. THEY ARE. BECAUSE IT IS RIDICULOUS AND YET HOT. OH BOYS.

[coniraya.livejournal.com]

DO ME RIGHT NOW, PSTUMP. FOR REAL.

OH MY GOD. YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY NEVER BEEN HOTTER.

um...YES! YES! YES! CO-SIGNED A MILLION TIMES YES! OVER AND OVER PSTUMP! ESPECIALLY WITH THE SHIRT RIPPING AND THE HIPS! DAYUM, PSTUMP! JUST...DAMN!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

WHO KNEW HE HAD THAT IN HIM? PAAAAAAAATRICK!

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

You're so cute. (:

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*cuddles* I um, tend toward overenthusiasm when presented with the option?

(also, he *dances*! and rips off his shirt! it is fantastico!)

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

I believe you! (: