I always swore I wouldn't write mpreg

Apparently, all it takes to overcome that is almost 7 hours and unlimited In-calling with Verizon.

I just. You guys. IT IS SO SAD THAT THERE IS NOT AUTOMATIC LOGGING OF THINGS WE SAID ON THE PHONE. Because Patrick's kid is the BEST. The. Best.

Patrick Stump? Also the best.

I love doing fandom on the phone.

annavtree: I don't know what Gerard's voice is.
Me: Is he a figure skater?
annavtree: Maybe if football was gayer--
Me: His voice is like Dennis Rodman.
annavtree: Yes! With the wedding dress and the dying his hair funny colors and playing down and dirty basketball.

and, possibly the best description of Patrick's voice ever:

annavtree says: Patrick's voice is like a Romanian gymnast.

It's funny 'cause it's true.