My god, so much time spent on an AU that no one will get to see.

mimesere: Joe switches out the bridal march for the Imperial March.
thelionforreal: gerard gets his license online so he can officiate.
thelionforreal: if there's going to be a gay wedding, HE'S officiating.
thelionforreal: he's all "i am the gayest motherfucker here. goddammit, i'm the fucking priest."
mimesere: he has the collar and everything
thelionforreal: and plus, it doesn't make his all black out of place at the wedding.

Also, because I am the best aunt ever, I have just spent the last 30 minutes with two firefox tabs and two IE tabs and a phone trying to get tickets for freaking Hannah Montana for my niece. Tickets went on sale at noon. They are sold the fuck out and apparently have been since the first day of the fan club presale. Now, okay, look, I am a big fan of presales, I really am, but somehow I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT 8 DIFFERENT VENUES IN THREE DIFFERENT STATES ARE ALL SOLD OUT. I highly doubt this. But somehow, SOMEHOW, despite there not being tickets available for regular onsale, Ticketmaster is selling "premium seats" on an bid basis. These "premium seats"? Are going for $655 *per ticket*. This is *bullshit*. You can go suck it, Ticketmaster.

I swear to god, FOB, if I have to go through this bullshit for you guys, I will CUT SOMEONE.