i want to be known for my hits not just my misses

song that is making me happy today:

I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/rhq1ya

paaaaaaaaatrick.

eta: Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers
http://www.sendspace.com/file/xolz30

adlkfkklklskjlaa the lower end of his range, you guys. *flail*

a total cheerclipse of the sun!

so I rented some more movies today. Not Jackass 2.5, though thelionforreal says that it's all the stuff that got cut out of Jackass 2 for being too gay. Like Bam + anal beads + a kite. GOOD TIMES.*

I rented the two Terminator movies because I wanted to ogle Linda Hamilton and Michael Biehn and have time travel and watch shit blow up, but are those the movies I'm looking forward to the most? No. No they are not (despite Linda Hamilton + explosions).

The movie that I rented that I'm looking forward to? GRIDIRON GANG. You guys, you guys, it's a movie with THE ROCK (um. that movie with him and the wee girl child? Yeah. THE ROCK + TINY GIRL CHILD = SO MUCH WIN I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT, I DON'T CARE HOW CHEESY IT IS. VIN DIESEL IN THE PACIFIER ALSO == AWESOME. LARGE ACTION-Y MEN + TINY CHILDREN = THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD.) and making people's lives better through sports! THE ROCK + UNDERDOG SPORTS MOVIE. !!!! The important thing here really is the part where there's the Rock who is absolutely one of the finest men I have ever seen and there is an INSPIRATIONAL SPORTS TEAM.

Man, if they hadn't been about to close I would totally have rented The Replacements, too. Maybe Target will have it and I can just buy it. OOOH. And also watch Dodgeball. You all can't see me right now, but I pretty much am doing the big eyed wonderment and joy thing. Plus Bring It On 4! Which is insanely girlslashy and which also has the awesomest babygoth cheerleader ever.

*I'm not even kidding a little bit. There is something purely joyful about watching a bunch of little kids and Spike Jonze kick Johnny Knoxville in the nuts or watching Pontius dance in a bowtie and his underwear or watching Knoxville and Dunn ride around ye olde bicycles in tophats and tails.

Also, I think I would kill for Jackass-style FOB shenanigans. OH GOD, THE HILARITY OF SOMEONE KICKING PETE WENTZ IN THE NUTS.