spiderman 3; stupid boys

[mimesere]

Re: Spiderman 3 -- Wow, that was BAD. That made X3 look like high fucking cinema. Like, at no point should the audience be reduced to the following:
a) helpless laughter
b) going, "*cough*whore*cough*" Look, I'm sorry, but even I was going, "What the fuck, you hypocritical bitch?" when MJ was macking on Harry.
c) a woman saying, "HIT HER AGAIN!" when MJ gets clocked in the face. Followed immediately by, "What? I hate that bitch."
d) more helpless laughter
e) constant comments like, "Oh, I bet this is where he cuts!" and "This soundtrack should totally be all My Chemical Romance and Hinder." "No, no, My Chemical Romance is too good for this movie." and "GOD DAMN, HE HAS EMO HAIR."
f) "Is he crying?" "I...yes?" "SPIDERMAN IS CRYING?"
g) repeating the above about five times at various points in the movie
h) The villains were stupid *and* emo. Yes, I am using emo in the perjorative sense.
i) during the RANDOM ASS DANCE SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A LIFE LESS ORDINARY: "...what the *fuck*, Sam Raimi?"

I just. It was a bad movie, y'all. It was a bad movie with bad dialogue and bad acting (oh my *god* the bad acting) and a bad script and just. It was bad. It wasn't even bad like Daredevil, which honestly tried and just failed. This was just a bad, bad movie. At one point I leaned over to Boy I Am Not Dating and said, "Even Venom cannot save this movie," and lo, it was true. Venom was also bad. Just. No. It wasn't even entertaining. Like, honestly? It was about as bad (or worse) as Minotaur and that's the only Sci Fi Original Movie that was SO BAD Amy and I turned it off before the monster showed up. Movie with the purple paraplegic zombie princess? AWESOME. Spiderman 3? OMG BAD.

I feel the need to watch Batman Begins/Superman Returns again to get the bad taste out of my head.


Re: STUPID BOYS -- Boy I Am Not Dating just asked me to date him.

GODDAMMIT.

*sulks*

ETA: other things I did - go to Amoeba Records and look for Patrick Stump buy Sounds of Superman. Because you know what's awesome? An entire cd of nothing but songs about Superman.

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*thpbt* Meanie.

I am actually a little distressed by this development! Because *dammit*. *sulks some more*