scenes from a CRAZYPERSON'S HOUSEHOLD

[mimesere]

Talk about ways not to spend an evening.

Me: "Okay, I'll call the doctor's office tomorrow and let them know we don't have the MRI films."
Mom: "Why do they need those?"
Me: "Well...we're consulting with a neurosurgeon, mom. They need to know what we're consulting them about."
Mom: "They're going to kill me like they killed your sister."
Me: "..."
Mom: "They did! I swear they killed her."
Me: "I'm pretty sure that's not allowed, mom."
Mom: "They're going to kill me!"
Me: "I'll just go make a copy of your insurance card, okay?"
Mom: "Why do you have so many books in your purse?"
Me: "I...like to read?"

My hand to god, you guys, that is the conversation I just had with my crazy mom.

From earlier:

Me: "So, do you have any symptoms of depression?"
Mom: "No."
Me: "Mom, you just got done telling me how depressed you were."
Mom: "If you tell the doctors things, then they do something!"
Me: "...that's...what we want them to do, mom."
Mom: "Put down no."
Me: *circles yes*

Comments

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

Oh honey.

I wish I could do something.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*snuggles* You do a lot by being you and therefore awesome.

I'm sorry your day is crazy, darling. :(