...seriously, lj? You went there?
Nov. 29th, 2007 08:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mimesereseriously, what the fuck is this adult content bullshit?
I have to put my year of birth in there now to not have this shit automatically *cut tagged*? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
I have to put my year of birth in there now to not have this shit automatically *cut tagged*? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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Date: 2007-11-30 05:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-30 05:31 am (UTC)yes please!
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Date: 2007-11-30 06:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-11-30 04:42 pm (UTC)(GERARD AND HIS TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA.)
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Date: 2007-11-30 04:45 pm (UTC)(GERARD CARRIES AROUND HIS OWN COFFEE GRINDER AND MAKES BOB HAND OUT INFORMATIONAL PACKETS!!)
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Date: 2007-11-30 05:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-11-30 09:26 pm (UTC)Gerard is really sad that Angua won't hang out with him, because he thinks she would probably give good relationship advice.
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Date: 2007-12-01 06:05 am (UTC)AND THEN MIKEY JOINS THE GUARDS AND NO ONE REALIZES HE'S A VAMPIRE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T OPEN HIS MOUTH TO DO MORE THAN MUMBLE AND PEOPLE SORT OF THINK HE'S A ZOMBIE AND REG TRIES TO RECRUIT HIM WHICH IS WHEN THEY FIND OUT!
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Date: 2007-12-01 06:16 am (UTC)Aww, people would be all like "You and Mikey are brothers? Really? You don't look anything alike!" *long pause* "Except the fangs, I guess."
I think there should be Bob/Gerard smooching at some point to combat
heteronormativitythe prejudice against interspecies relationships! Except, you know, that's just what Gerard is like, so Bob knows it doesn't mean anything. Bob would get a lot of shit from all the other guardsmen, but he'd manage to keep it all from Gerard, through a combination of huge effort and Gerard's general obliviousness.Also, you know, in some ways the descriptions of Ankh-Morpork aren't all that different from the Ways' descriptions of New Jersey.
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Date: 2007-12-01 06:40 am (UTC)THEY TOTALLY SHOULD KISS!! And Bob is all sad because he knows Gerard's just doing it to be all political and save lives, so maybe when someone--a guard, a witness, a criminal--starts in on abominations and suchlike and Gee gets The Look in his eyes Bob maybe sort of makes himself very available and close by. Just in case, because one time Gee and Frankie kissed and WOW did they get into it and...well, Gerard is Bob's partner thank you very much.
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Date: 2007-11-30 05:17 pm (UTC)Ooh, I said desire, OMG ADULT CONTENT.
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Date: 2007-11-30 08:39 am (UTC)*goes to investigate*
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